These Socks Give You Hairy Hobbit Feet

Hobbits have a knack for running around in their naked, hairy feet. It’s like they’ve never heard of shoes or something. It might be nice in the summer, but what about sharp sticks hidden in the grass? Still, if you long to have feet like Frodo, then these socks will make your dreams of running through The Shire just a little closer. They’re 85% Cotton, 10% Nylon and 5% Elasthane. One size fits most.

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A Hobbit Hole You Can Wear [T-Shirt]

I’d really love to have my own Hobbit hole, except for the dirt floors. Those would be annoying. Also, the really low ceilings would be a problem because I’m taller than Hobbits. Then there’s the lack of electricity, so I’d need to wire the place. You know what, nevermind. Can someone just build this door into the front of my house?

In the meantime, I’ll just wear it on my shirt.

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