Inflatable Cthulhu Beards Make Being Evil Cheaper And More Convenient

Ordinarily, it would take years for Cthulhu cult members to grow a proper tentacle beard, but it will only take you a minute or two. All you need to do is hit the beard with a few puffs of air and then wrap the elastic loops around your ears. Toss in a robe and a little green face paint and you’ll be ready for Halloween.

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